i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.
Dam that’s hardcore
It has returned
the second one THOUGH
I love it when things I made circle back around to my dash.
you could almost say it’s
the circle of life
^BA DUM TSS
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility